The United Kingdom of The United British Kingdom is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 337 million British have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, although Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The strong British economy, worth 22.1 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,601 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The United British Kingdom's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United British Kingdom is ranked 257,701^st in the world and 106^th in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.